When I was growing up porn was not as readily available as it is now. So, whenever video games tried to be sexy, or alluring in some way I was admittedly enticed.
Although, I still find myself intrigued. There are merits to nudity in video games as it is an evolving medium.
Games like The Witcheror Mass Effect handle their love scenes delicately and in a more mature manner. The games below are a bit crasser, featuring titillating adventures of butt shots and bouncing breast physics. Some of these games are actually fun despite their more bizarre nature while others are just embarrassingly hard to even call video games.
Good or not, if you get caught playing any of these, the odds are that your ificant other, roommate, family member or whoever may label you as a sexual deviant. Worst case scenario: they consider all video games to be as crude as this. This feature is just scratching the surface too. In my research, I found a hell of a lot more, especially when I dove into the PC arena, but I narrowed down my list to games I actually got to play instead. Okay, enough teasing let's get scandalous.
Senran Kagura is a series about a group of rival female ninja schools that ultimately play like Dynasty Warriors. You can go on missions with different factions, each with different girls, who all have altering abilities and weapons. The alarming thing about these games is that taking hits will remove clothing even to the point of nudityalthough all the proper bits will be censoring with shining stars. When you start to prod them, they begin to make some questionable noises.
Burst is a 3DS game, so the breasts actually come at you. You can watch me try the latest gameEstival Versus, because deep down you know you want to.
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Monster Monpiece is a tactical card-based RPG and another simple, but fun little concept. You go around the world map fighting other card battlers to restore peace to the kingdom. Every card is represented by a woman, be it: warrior, archer, mage, and so forth. That is to say, until you need to literally rub your system in order to power them up.
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What does this do? Rubbing removes clothes because of course, and a card will be more powerful nude than it is with armor. It was toned down in other regions so that less clothing was removed, but still, the actions are odd enough no matter how much material you toss aside.
One of these glorious experiments was The Guy Gamewhich has a lot of shady history behind it. If the girls on screen get it wrong, they flash their bits, but they start off censored. Instead of releasing just a straight up trick bike game, the pervy games at Z-Axis tried to make it into an open sandbox akin to GTA with lame jokes aplenty. The most notable thing is the ability to unlock videos containing real life strippers — albeit in very short clips. Dave Mirra, a famous BMX artist, was going to have his name on the game until he found out that the game was going to feature this explicit content.
At least at a strip club everything is clearly spelled out for you. Yes, look at us! Anyway, this is an awful driving game.
Not a race. You just drive across the country trying to stop by Hooter establishments along the way. Ages aside, in order to teach these girls moves you have to enter a pervy games and use points to literally whip them into shape. The girls find themselves in let's say, compromising positions. Like Monster Monpiece pervy games was censored in North America with pink mist obscuring the girls as you whip them into shape.
Also, it has random encounters so screw this game right back to hell Killer Is Dead stars Mondo, an assassin, who moonlights as a gigolo. You can escort a few different women in a sort of mini-game, wherein you can give them presents. If you get caught: no bonuses for you. The plot revolves around a young Cupid in training who accidentally shot the hero up with a powerful pheromone that attracts girls of all ages to throw themselves at you.
It may sound like a dream come true, but when they act like a horde of zombies, I think it would be overwhelming. The gameplay handles like an on-rail shooter similar to an arcade experience like House of the Dead to really cement that zombie analogy deeper. Shooting these girls with your heart gun will essentially make them orgasm and drop down from exhaustion.
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Zooming in will let you look at their underwear, and a special attack will let you prod these girls in all the right places in order to make their climax more extreme. Ladies, you can see some buff young boys too. Vampires are running around the famous Japanese pop and nerd district of Akihabara.
You and your gang of misfits have the power to fight back, which involves you tearing away their clothes.
The most offensive thing about the game is the load times quite frankly. Diving into the arcade scene is perhaps the seediest place to go in terms of looking at naked women. Not teases with skimpy outfits either. Pixels, Hentai-esque artwork, or just digitized models can represent the girls. Where were these arcade games when I was a kid, how are there so many, and where would these things even be housed to keep them away from children?
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Regardless of those quandaries most of these games are essentially copycats of puzzle games. For example, Funny Bubble is basically like Zuma wherein you shoot bubbles to pop other bubbles before they overwhelm you. There is one big exception: unlike Zuma, there is a naked anime girl in the background. So it gives you something to look at while you play, which I guess is cool, but kind of unnecessary and a lazy. Even retro consoles like the NES are lousy with und nudie games. The gameplay is similar to Tetris where a naked woman is, to my best guess, farting out different collared bubbles that you need to match and pop for a high score.
There are actually two versions of this game with Bubbles Bath Babes being the uncensored version while Mermaids of Atlantis was a more toned down version replacing the nude female with a clothed mermaid. Before my days as a journalist, I decided to jump into this world with two other friends to see what it was all about. Not all of the insidious rumors about it were true, but yes, while there are wholesome things about the pervy games, most of it, like the Internet itself, is filled with porn. You can be a stripper at a dance club and ask for money, dress up like a furry and yiff all over the place, or go to a sex dungeon and just get railed, or do the railing if you want.
While my friends and I had some fun, Second Life is an uncomfortable and janky place to visit. Just saying. How could I not mention Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 pervy games this list?
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To those unaware, this spinoff series began on the original Xbox as a volleyball game. Despite the fact that English subtitles were included in the Asian versions of the game. Even the PR statement sent out is pretty brazen. You could read that, or you could just totally watch me having fun in the sun with these bodacious babes, brah. This is probably one of the most infamous games on the system and in gaming overall. That's not what the back of the box says, but my explanation is better.
The same modder who removed shots of Miranda's backside from the original Mass Effect has modded them into the remastered games. Tristan Jurkovich began his career as a journalist in Secretly he enjoys the Just Dance series a little too much. I captured this image while playing the game. Via Twitter. Via YouTube. Via Pervy games Wallpapers.
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